From the album A Cowboy's Christmas

written, performed and produced by Richard Alan "Crane" Krieger
Copyright 1990

Lyrics

How can a snowman live in the desert?
You would think he would just melt away
How can a snowman live in the desert?
How can he even make it for one day?

I’ve seen some pretty strange things out here
But nothing as strange as you
Can you tell me what your secret is…
To stand up like you do?

How can a snowman live in the desert?
It doesn’t make any sense to me
How can a snowman live in the desert?
I don’t think that this was meant to be

I’ve seen some pretty strange things out here
But nothing as strange as you
Can you tell me what your secret is…
To stand up like you do?

Desert Snowman….you must be
A Desert Snowman….Desert Snowman….