From the album Halloween Follies

Lyrics

Let's go Trick or Treating Tonight
We'll get lots of candy alright
Let's go Trick or Treating my friend
We''ll have a party that will never end

Let's go ring all the doorbells and scare the people inside
They better give us a treat or we'll take them for a ride
We'll dress up and look like weirdos who don't seem to belong
The we'll have us some laughs and sing this silly song

We don't want to toilet paper your house
We don't want to soap your windows
We just want a piece of candy okay?

Let's go Trick or Treating Tonight
We'll get lots of candy alright
Let's go Trick or Treating my friend
We''ll have a party that will never end

Would you like to bob for apples or go play hide and seek?
Or have a big pie fight now wouldn't that me neat?
Let's walk on the edge of a cliff and see if we will fall
How bout some Russian Roulette before the Halloween Ball?

We don't want to toilet paper your house
We don't want to soap your windows
We just want a piece of candy okay?

Let's go Trick or Treating Tonight
We'll get lots of candy alright
Let's go Trick or Treating my friend
We''ll have a party that will never end

written, performed and produced by Richard Alan "Crane" Krieger
Copyright 1993