From the album Halloween Follies

Lyrics

Excuse me friends, I'm the Jack O' Lantern
I have a problem you know
I'm stuck in between Heaven and Hell

Oh woe is me, with my lantern I try to see
A place I can call my own....A place I can call my own

They say that I'm too bad for Heaven
They say that I'm too good for Hell

I use to be poor but then some money did come my way
I learned how to save but I couldn't give any away

Then I died and went to Hell
But the devil didn't like any of my jokes
Now I just wonder around drifting from town to town

They say that I'm too bad for Heaven
They say that I'm too good for Hell

I'm the Jack O' Lantern
And I'm here to warn you all
Being a ghost isn't so fun
When you break the "Cosmic Law"

I'm the Jack O' Lantern
Can you see or hear me?
There must be a way out of here
Some way to be free

If you give me a clue
Maybe I'll know what to do

written, performed and produced by Richard Alan "Crane" Krieger
Copyright 1993